Let me introduce a Race Void of Beauty and of Grace, Extraordinary Creatures With a Paucity of Features. Though their Forms are fashioned ill, They have Manners stranger still; For in Rudeness they’re Precocious, They’re Atrocious, they’re Ferocious! Yet you’ll learn, if you are Bright, Politeness from the Impolite. When you’ve finished with the Book, At your Conduct take a Look; Ask yourself, upon the Spot, Are you Goop, or are you Not? For, although it’s Fun to See them It is Terrible to Be them! – Summary by Gelett Burgess     [chương_files]  

A funny collection of poems about bad children.     [chương_files]  

In this DIRECTORY you’ll see just what you never ought to be; and so, it should direct your way to Good Behavior, every day. The children of whose faults I tell are known by other names, as well, so see that you aren’t in this group of Naughty Ones. Don’t be a Goop! (The author’s introduction)     [chương_files]